NORE to myself.. i kthxed myself trying to jump past Eckleburg into my seat... he can fill you in on the details.
Jason..why does Captain Cocksuck have your mobile number ius what im interested in.. did you "sms" him back telling him to dangel his nutsack in a boat propeller?!?! i certainly hope so.
Also, we recently found out Allan is a faggot. He revealed this to me in homegroup when he drank an iced coffee with a straw. YOURE AS BAD AS BRENDAN FAGGOT *SIGH* GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY PLZ KTHX.
We have a public service announcement from some people @ our table.. "ALL THE SMELLY GOOKS GTFO BACK ON THE BOAT TO HONG KONG YOU SMELLY, UGLY, FRIED RICE MUNCHING, FLAT FACED AND SLANTY EYED SLUTS." Ok they didnt really tell me to say that, but the smell from their gross testicle/foreskin stirfry's is getting on my nerves. And they are ugly. Call me racist, thats fine. But i dont fry up dog shit on the bbq and shovel it into my mouth over their shoulder do i?