sup Madman here. My good comrad, Eckleburg recently had the pleasure of conversing with Librarian2-Vic - THE VERY SAME LIBRARIAN I ENCOUNTERED @ ASKNOW.GOV.AU - read two posts below for details. Heres the transcript of Eckleburg and Librarian2-Vic. rofl.

Question: newtons third law

Sven: newtons third law

A librarian will be with you in about a minute.

[Librarian2-VIC - A librarian has joined the session.]

Librarian2-VIC: Hi Sven , I take it you want this explained

Sven: well, no not really. more a practical definition

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/phys/Class/newtlaws/u2l4a.html

Sven: whats this?

Sven: why is a bird saying that they love Newtons third law?

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/stargaze/Snewton3.htm

Librarian2-VIC: OH , don't know about that ...didn't do that on my PC

Sven: im scared

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Newton's_laws_of_motion

Librarian2-VIC: The last site is a defintion

Sven: what is this <
math>

Librarian2-VIC: Not sure

Sven: thankyou for this, another thing though, im writing a peice on
dogs and their owners

Sven: do you think that its the dogs fault that it attacks someone or
the owners?

Librarian2-VIC: I'll send you a site

Sven: ok

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry ...had a great site before , but cannot find it now

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.dogbitelaw.com/

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.petnet.com.au/dogsnkids/4.html

Sven: whats your opnion though?

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry , but I'm an impartial supplier of information
. ...I really can't give you my opinion

Sven: please, i wont tell anyone

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry

Sven: i wont tell anyone that you like touching little children

Sven: ben knows yyou hack

Sven: BEN KNOWS

Librarian2-VIC: Bye

THats some serious rofl-waffle. I encourage you to try this at home using an alias. I know our indian friend sahil has taken this dark path so we might have some transcript from him in the near future.