Friday evening was looking pretty average, so what do we do ? we buy a car. $100 gets us this massive beast, 4 speed manual rear wheel drive burnout machine.





i dont know about you people out there, but id be jealous if i didnt have one of these beasts.

see that boy standin just over there
he talked to me today said he liked my hair
oh!
he asked me where you goin tonight?
i said goin out with the girls
to tell you the truth he was a bit........ FRESH.
he said he liked the way i put my lipstick......... ON
how many sugars do you like in your tea?
i said forget about the sugar, have a spoonful of me! cos i taste so sweet!
Oh my gosh! hes makin eyes at me and i dont mind.... at all

Lyrics from Oh My Gosh by Basement Jaxx.

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hey all benny here

as promised

as you are probably aware, it was matts belated 18th on saturday night. this turned out to be a mixed bag. some had good night, some didnt. one thing was for certain - there were alot of headaches with the female gender responsible for said cranium acheing. im not gonna go into that, cos i remained oblivious to these women while destroying my liver. Sven and Jay might be able to fill in those blanks..

the day started at 2ish, when i arrived at jasons house, met with sven ant jay and kim. after messing up jays room, we headed down the road to Dimo's for a bbq. Had a sick bbq, had a few beers, played some pool - all in all a good spot of fun. Sam demolished a carton of VB's by about 7ish when we headed to the fish and chip shop, and then over to boxalls as things were getting setup etc.

i was far too drunk to remember all the events but the key moments:

- "Saving Private Behrens / Surikov / Woodard" - basically we were trying to rouse up the troops to go set off the fireworks, but every time i found one guy, another had walked off somewhere. lol.

- Ant drinking coopers. We never thought it would happen, but it has. A strong anti-cooper man since birth, Chris and I found a severely inebriated Anthony drinking a sparkling to my dismay, and Chris' delight (the sick boy likes coopers for some reason - i suspect birth defect)

-Durry adventures. Me and Chris smoking incredible amounts of tobacco throughout the night..

-Fireworks (eventuating after the completion of Saving Private X)

- Sahil climbing a tree - no further explanation required..

- The blazing inferno in the backyard thanks to Svens primo fire-lighting skill (or lackethereof... but how can we blame him? He was drunk)

-People taking craps on Matts toilet floor. ahahah.

-KEEP THE RIGHT WING STRONG and many more quotes regarding the Schlieffin plan (only those from our history class would understand... )

-the hundreds of people stacking it on the wet tiles ahaha

-etc etc etc

Anyhoo, since then i have gotten two good test results back for physics (big surprise) and chem (thank god i did so much study for that..)

and i completely rooted my maths test. Failure is inevitable. And im just starting my maths project (worth 20% of school grade) tonight when its due thursday..

i think tahts all i have to say. laters!

long time no speak, how's everything, currently i am up at 1:41am because i really have nothing better to do than my fucking drama essay WHICH might i add, i will not finish.
since the rest of the fellas are posting i might as well add my 5 cents, (plus a pic => we will get into that later ).

year 12 is currently being a "big girl"-chris, or even "such a bad bloke"-ant. fucking year 12 physics can go blow that fat moustache lady, cause frankly the derivation was up the shitter. other than that.... ... i'm still fucked.

oh well, i wanna go to UNI and do a bachelor of health sciences course => chiropractic course in syd or melb. but as ben said, that's a fair way off due to "unforseen circumstances" as my mum would say.

anways onto this fine piece of ass below which i like to call heaven - Heather. you guys are both posting pics of semi-hot chicks, or semi-nice-bodied chicks. frankly, if u ask me, this diva has everything a man could want!! she's one fine spec-semen. *splooge*.



and another... if u want more, i'll be happy to post =) ( that's for you rach !!! =P i've heard your into this type of stuff.. it was from a reliable source, just ask ant, or chris, he knows too =) =) )


so guys, come back when you have some REAL competition =p hehehe. and don't we ALL wish we were a women's white,tight singlet top sometimes ... *drool*

Hey everyone, its been awhile, im sorry.

actually im not. I REGRET NOTHING.

Anyway, we had a physics test today. Very shitty effort on my part... i should have revised yesterday instead of playing games with gman, flanno and steven for 3 hours.... =/

Alot has happened since i last posted though... many events have transpired,

to cut a long story short...

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There we go. That was a fun journey through the past few months of my life. So comes that fateful time of year when we must chose our UNI courses. I really want to do Psychology with Honours at Adelaide or Flinders, but because ive spent more time playing games and going out to get paraletic i dont think i'm going to get the TER for it.. I could bust my ass and do well in the exams... but im a lazy-ass retard so that isnt going to happen. I will just resolve myself to my future prospects:

- Selling my body on the streets of Adelaide.

- Becoming a doll bludger.

- Becoming a lab-rat for some pharmaceutical corporation and developing a tumour the size of a basketball in my head by the time im 25.

But all this won't matter because according to studies (reported to me by Woody) binge drinking (6 drinks or more at a time) once a week will kill you within a year. Sooo i should be dead by rights... im living on borrowed time, haha.

Anyhoo, my next post will be on the events of Matthew Boxall's belated 18th. I'll seeya then folks. Until then, enjoy Rachels (rather explicit) pick of the day. (One of the sub-titles made me laugh - "Battle of the Boobs!!" bahaha

Recently Rachel came over from Sri Lanka, not to see her friends and family, but to berate young benny, jason and I. She was highly displeased with the lack of sexdizzle ladies being posted on the site and informed us that she would be getting violent if things didnt change around the place. So here you go Rachel, sorry all the time we left you longing..
This is Carmella..

Sunday night..
Everything started out pretty normal, few lads collected at my house, we rounded up some supplies and got the keg fire into position and lit. i had no idea how many people were going to come or when they were going to arrive so it was a bit of a suprise to see some of the people there that i thought werent going to come.
By the time the bbq was being eaten i was already drunk. and loving it.

gday all,

after a long recovery from the lack of sleep due to said formal, i have decided to follow up on svenz GREAT post. and it proceeds as follows:

after pimping my hugo boss around to bree's house for a small photo session we "kim's mummed" it to billies. we arrived, did our thing, then our strectch arrived.

ok now streches are supposed to be gods gift.... to cars... but still it wasn't anything tooo special.. and definately was NOT worth the 35 bux i payed for it, i would have much prefered the 106 bus, then the city free, and then walk across the small 15 metres of park. however.. this was not to me, and the only other option was the limo.

the formal itself was nothing too special, fairly average i feel. however the mingling and the attire was class A stuff. THEN THE PROBLEMS STARTED.. but eh, fuck that cbf explaining lol. so after a few more tlaks, a bit more arguing, some photos ( WHICH WE WAITED A FUCKING HOUR FOR ) and another limo ride, we arrived at cheenys.

Gday
Hope everyone had a good time at the formal + after party. Yer, lots of cool stuff happened and then there were people and they were doing stuff and ....