Diane Kruger the actress. She was in Troy and also Wicker Park, National Treasure and some french films. Shes fucking stunning if you need proof that shes hottest woman alive please go kthx yourself @ here - http://www.diane-kruger.net

NORE to myself.. i kthxed myself trying to jump past Eckleburg into my seat... he can fill you in on the details.

Jason..why does Captain Cocksuck have your mobile number ius what im interested in.. did you "sms" him back telling him to dangel his nutsack in a boat propeller?!?! i certainly hope so.

Also, we recently found out Allan is a faggot. He revealed this to me in homegroup when he drank an iced coffee with a straw. YOURE AS BAD AS BRENDAN FAGGOT *SIGH* GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY PLZ KTHX.

We have a public service announcement from some people @ our table.. "ALL THE SMELLY GOOKS GTFO BACK ON THE BOAT TO HONG KONG YOU SMELLY, UGLY, FRIED RICE MUNCHING, FLAT FACED AND SLANTY EYED SLUTS." Ok they didnt really tell me to say that, but the smell from their gross testicle/foreskin stirfry's is getting on my nerves. And they are ugly. Call me racist, thats fine. But i dont fry up dog shit on the bbq and shovel it into my mouth over their shoulder do i?

gday every1... i just felt i NEEDED to let u all in on this little thing ive just recieved... they call it an " SMS "... u see.... and when u get one of these " SMS's " you feel kinda special.... well back to the point... i just got one... and it was from nun other than captain cocksuck HIMSELF.... and u wanna know what it had written in it ???? " GG JEWB ".... i mean.. dude.. if u wanna abuse... use sumfink else .... i think this gets a 9/10 on the randomness scale of carnage... newaiz peace all..

well just thought id enter in that all sundays suck,

All i have to say is kthx to whoever did burnouts on the oval of seymour college.

Hey fatties. I thought id share with you today what music and bands i like.

I like most trance music. THis includes normal trance, chillout when im in the mood for it, hard trance any time and hi nrg when my heads feeling okay. Some good trance artists are Dj Reflex Dj networx, DJ dawn, paul oakenfield, new order. But there are heaps. I recommend going to digitally imported radio and hookin that up through winamp or windows media player.. if you have a broadband connection :P NORE TO YOU SLUTS ON DIALUP ROFLOL ILL GO DOWNLOAD A MOVIE FOR THE HELL OF IT I THINK :D

Ahem, my harassment of the dialupers aside.. i also like alot of rock music. These include in no particular order Metallica, Rage against the machine, tool, incubus, korn, audioslave, static x, slipknot, disturbed, system of a downie, sevendust, hatebreed, crossbreed, iLL nino, godsmac and deftones.

I fucking hate all that hiphop rapping shit. ALl the hiphopping, cock-riding faggots can suck my nut you wannabe black faggots Quite frankly, ja rule isnt worht the 50 cents he paid to do eminem up his whiteboy ass. they are all waaay off the McGay(R) Metre charts. To be honest they need to be put on an island with Nazgul, Mrs Lonnan, Mrs Di CESARE THE FAT GREASY TRUCK OF A COW, also C H E W I E aka Captain Cocksuck and then nuked. KTHXD YOU FUCKING FAGGOT KIKES. YOU FUCKING RIDE MORE HORSE THAN A DOZEN RODEO COWBOYS. AND NO, I DONT MEAN RIDE ON THE HORSES BACK...............................................

gday every1,
                  id like to start with saying mrs di cesare is a dirty stinkii slutti fat bitch that shuold die a horrible and painful death.. ie falling off a building onto a layer of thorns, getting a BIG milo tin, covering it with chilli sauce and ramming it into her loose loose juicy kIANT and last but not least.. dying from herpiez which she got from her fukn pet horse....

Sup all. Welcome to our blog. Right now im really pissed off because we were forced to delete our old blog through circumstances i wont go into at the moment. But needless to say, it involves a shemale named C H E W I E and this was brought about through his impulsive cocksucking. He goes by the aliases King Fag, Queen of the Queers, Sir Faggot-ass Dicklick, Captain Cocksuck, Sergeant Scrotum etc etc. Lets just say he takes it up the ass more than a pasty 5 foot 1 man in the communal showers with 20 black men. Kthxed.

Welcome one and all to my and my friend, the madman's blog. ill post some more shit up here in a few days time, i really cant be bothered at the moment.

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