I love Sven.
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Not much time so this is all your getting..
How many Emo's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three:
One to change the lightbulb.
Another to post on live journal about it.
The last to write a song about how good the old one was.
Posted at 11:28 am by TheMadman
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Post Shitzenfest Entertainment
Gemma and Caroline's joint 18th birthday celebrations at the
Kensi. To cut a long story short, there were $2 beers for most of the
night and many people filled the rooms of the fantastic establishment
in question. Other than that, it was an awesome night so if you werent
there, you missed out.
Happy Birthday to both Gemma and Caroline. Congratulations to everyone who got their Uni preferences and good luck in the year to come. -Sven
edit by ben:
Yeah happy birthday to the both of them from the blight crew.
And congratulations from me to all of you with your uni preferences. Mass kudos going out across the internet.
Posted at 01:37 pm by gHost_
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Oh dont tell me! ... Shitzenfaced Adventures of Benny the Magnificent It was a balmy summer saturday afternoon as I leaned casually against a
pillar. There was a palpitable sexual tension in the air as four
incredibly hot gentlemen approached me outside the Adelaide Railway
Station.
Caught unprepared, I wasn't my usual confident self. Stammering, i
managed to get out "Hey, howsit going" with some difficulty. They eyed
me up and down, and I felt naked under their heated stares. God knew I
wanted to be.
Well, not really - it was just Ant, Jay, Chris
and Sven. I thought I'd inject some sexual tension into this story.
You'll see why later.
So we were off to Shutzenfest. There
was a long walk ahead from the train station to bonython park where
Shutzenfest is located, but the anticipation overcame all physical
barriers. You see, in the past 17 or so years of our life, we had been
awaiting this event.
So off we went. On the way, we met many
drunken passergoers leaving shutzenfest. Always observant, young
Christopher made an astute call - "Why is it that all the people
leaving are scummers?" I shrugged and continued walking. Little did we
know it was a sign of things to come.
Before entering the
grounds, we met a fine, young gentleman. With firey red hair, a pair of
suave "eminem" jeans several sizes too large and a refined Salisburyan
accent he greeted us - "Howsit goin, cunts?!"
I looked at
Sven as if to say "is he for real?" not sure whether I should laugh or
cry or run. We should have turned at this point. We should have never
entered Shutzenfest. But we did, and theres nothing we can do now
except continue going to therapy every week with Dr. Morgan to deal
with the tramau we faced at the event.
So how can I describe
it? With all my eloquence and articulate expression i could never truly
paint the picture for you. Imagine if you could take all the residents
of Salisbury, Elizabeth and every other underprivileged suburb in the
city, no.. the world - and put them in one event.
You guessed it - you'd have Shitzenfest.
Now imagine the asthetic value of the females - with the socio-economic
demographic which ive described. Now you can understand why I needed
sexual tension before. Sadly enough, we were prettier than the girls
there. So, after eating a hotdog and having a beer out of the shitty
plastic steins, we decided to leave this god-forsaken scummer-fest.
We were out of the gates - free! Or so we thought, until walking past
the very same red-headed scummer from before. He astounded us with his
broad vocabulary and public decorum once again, yelling out to us
"Howsit goin cunts?!"
Hope to see you all there next year!
Posted at 01:45 am by TheMadman
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Sunday, December 25, 2005 |
Merry Christmas (tm)
Although it's grown into some de-spiritualised (bad thing?)
commercialised circus freak show, i'd like to take this opportunity to
wish you all a merry christmas, happy new year, all that jazz. Enjoy
yourselves bitches! Drink up! Be merry! I promise I will get off my
arse and write a long awaited adventure of Benny the Magnificent
soon... Until then, sayonara!
Posted at 05:52 am by TheMadman
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Monday, November 14, 2005 |
Just thought id post some pics of the corolla in its current state, seeing as a couple people were wondering what was going on. There is a picture of the diff gears which you can see have been ridiculously mangled and then the is a picture of the diff housing.
As you can see, its quite dead at the moment. We are currently in the process of calling wreckers and the like for parts.
-Sven
Posted at 11:42 am by gHost_
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Saturday, November 12, 2005 |
Well, to all those that have exams yet to come, i wish you all good luck. As for me, im done... What comes now ? Where do things go from here ? meh, ill find something to pass the time. In other news, the corolla is up on bricks being repaired currently. I wont go into details as i dont really know whats going on, but from what i can gather, there is a problem with the diff gears. From the rumours, it shouldnt be to hard to fix, so the rolla will be cruising the roads of adelaide again soon hopefully.
good luck again to all you with exams
EDIT: Upon closer inspection, the inner cogs of the diff gear system are lacking teeth... Yer, supposedly that comes from people doing "wheelies" and taking off shit. I dunno about anyone doing wheelies, but there were rumours of some people taking off pretty bad.
-Sven
Posted at 08:31 am by gHost_
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Thursday, November 03, 2005 |
A Public Service Announcement from the Yiros ...Hello.
This is The Yiros.
I have killed Ben and now I'm coming for you...
*end transmission*
Posted at 06:45 pm by TheMadman
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the studious adventures of benny the magnificent Well folks, Benny the magnificent brings a quick adventure. I'm only breaking away from my studies for a moment while i inhale this pitiful pile of crap-in-a-wrap my sister has cooked - she calls it a yiros... I'm not convinced. It's an abomination in the eyes of Huey AND the Iron Chefs AND God.. but it was brought into this filthy cave i now call my room so I cant complain much..
Anyhow, i think my studies are driving me mad. I haven't seen the light of day since Friday and im not sure if the smell thats bringing the so-called yiros back up from my stomach is from me or from my bedroom... something for future pondering im sure. Since Friday i've been geting up at 7:30 am, eating breakfast, studying physics for 5 hours, lunch, maths for 4 hours, dinner, chem for 4 hours.
After that i usually lie down on my mattress (Sven and Ant broke my bed when they were "watching a movie".. i suspect sexual intercourse... ) I then watch whatever latenight Haloween horror movie is on (theyve been playing all the Michael Myers halloween resurrection, halloween H20 etc etc movies good stuff). then after that laughable excuse for a movie is over i close my eyes and dream of physics, maths and chemistry equations. By the way guys the force on a charged particle moving perpindicular to a magnetic field is given by F = qvB.
oh fuck. The yiros has come back to life....
gotta go.
Posted at 05:30 pm by TheMadman
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school, cars, oil and fun =) hey people, how you all fairing ?
As the day came to an early start (10am) mine and ant's godlike aura could be sensed like a bad smell around the back of the school. upon exiting his mothers vehicle, also known as the vastly sick "green machine", we were confronted with an almost beautiful, tantalising and sexual piece of machinery, or what people like to call the rolla =). after moving it to, what we thought, a safe place, we continued on to the cum infested hell hole, better known as NMHS.
after the normal formalities, assembly and signing of shirts, the school day and year 12 as we know it, came to a close. FINALLY. we then proceeded out the back gate and down the road towards boxall's excuse for a home. upon turning the corner, we were shocked, horrified and displeased with someones utmost disrespect for so fine a car. our rolla had been egged. =(. After cleaning and comforting, the rolla was ready to roll !!!
Some of us made our way towards kensi, while boxall and dimo were left to walk. what a combo !. hehehe. when we arrived at the kensi, it wasn't what u would call " going off ", but there were a few G-units pumping around, particularly the fag with the "sick rims bro" and the "virigin telephone company" polo. sigh, what a fag BRO ! while me and boxall continued to scam more and more water balloons off people, the others sat on the hill, left and came back repetitively. understandable as it was fair boring. BUT of course our friends in the fridge, bree and her group of cronies !! went back to bree's to get TROLLIED.... kim was not impressed, but when is she ?
As the time was nearing semi-afternoon, we decided to head on back to boxalls, calling the others to pick me n kimberlee up. As they arrived at boxalls excuse for a home, i was informed of the "faggot arabs who egged us". not only did they egg the outside of the car, they got it in the window too. this, at least, was ant's excuse for wearing my clothes =p AHHA. but still, what a bunch of FAG UNITS !
Kim then departed and we were left as "just the fellas", what could be better ? hehe, we then had this idea to work on our godlike rolla of the heavens (see pics below). a puttying job was done to seal up a few holes, while the others were working on fixing the tacho in place. As day neared night we decided on fooding. asian was the GO, but after we arrived there, pizza and a "weiner snitzel" was the win.
As per usual vesuvio pizza bar on paynem road delivered their fine pizzas to the belly of us hungry kids !. Afterwards we decided to rage it up in the rolla while pumping the fat beats provided by yours truly, with the police escort thanks to G-UNIT. Oil was for the "no re" as sven planted phatty huge sick burn outs in it. only two were carried out, as a ute, which followed us later, arrived on the scene. boxall and i jumped into our vehicle for a high speed BAIL !!!
the night progressed with more burnouts, more drifts (drift king now sven or even ant) and more fun. all in all a great day and night with no serious hassles, and FINALLY, school is over.. !!!!
have a good one all, enjoy the rolla, enjoy your studies =(, and GET LAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID.. just a little bit
jay
Posted at 12:20 am by iNsPiRaZn
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Thursday, October 27, 2005 |
well, after almost a week, we have made alot of changes to the rolla. we gave the beast a new paint job on the bonnet and even installed a tacho. how much tougher can we get ?
more updates soon, hopefully more additions are to come. but what those additions are... well thats a secret.
Posted at 06:59 pm by gHost_
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