Good morning Australia. Charlie ... sigh. I tried to hold back, but i can do so no longer. Its about his msn name(s). Im sure we all get our chuckles out of Jasons mushy names "WhEn iM wItH yOu ... iM CaReLeSs ... iM FrEe ... i BeLiEvE ... cAn I SuCk YoUr DiCk aGaIn pLz aAiIteZz ??" But Charlie is just too homosexual, and i feel obligated to draw the publics attention to this breaking news.

-=[TLC's-EXoDiYA™|=--=[exams=not fun 3/7 ]=- ‮

Okay. whats with the -= at end start and seperation ? Charlie obviously thinks hes pretty hardkore with these awesome, banging, hip tags. ie. -=[ Im really cool ]=-

Secondly, TLC ? Im aware it stands for Thunder Lan Clan. ( The awesome clan with 3 people ) But charlie are you aware you are stealing your "TLC" name from a 1990's girlie band ? Just checking.

Ok next up we have "EXoDiYA™". This really did it for me. Its obviously some cyberpunk name thats really cool but probably translates from geek talk into "Guardian of the Anal Dildo" or something. Charlie obviously thinks its VERY cool, because as you can see it is a registered trademark he came up with. ( ™ ) This was a smart move by him, as all the kids on the block want EXoDiYA as THEIR name. However Charlie snapped it up first and our financial analyst Bob values the name at $2 million AUD. Good thing Charlie registered EXoDiYA as a trademark.

At this point, we have all gained considerable insight into homosexuality incarnate aka Charlie. But the madness goes further. The next element of his 2 million dollar msn name is the intellectual body of his name.

-=[exams=not fun 3/7 ]=- ‮

This part of his name reflects his bulging genius and i can only stare awestruck at my computer in stunned incomprehension of simply how insanely intellectual this man is. From observing his change of name over the past year his philosophical conclusions have left me stunned and amazed time and time again. Its clear he must spend his spare time pondering lifes issues, the meaning of life etc. When he isnt masturbating to gay male porn. Common knowledge aside, his latest intellectual tag contains a highly enlightening piece of information that i feel i need to share with all our readers so we can all bask in the glow of Charlie's radiating intellect.

-=[NO sleep = Fall on ground]=- ‮

It's obvious we have a Super Sleuth* in our midst. Charlie and his observational intellectual conclusions such as "No sleep = Fall on ground" and "exams = bad" are so impressive that i plan on naming my children after him "Charlie" and / or "Charlina". I recommend all of you follow suit.

A rather long, sarcasm riddled post, but really, Charlie needs to eat shit and die, then rethink his msn names. Next issue, we insult Jasons latest crock of shit he calls an msn name.

*Thanks to Mr. Guy Brown for this highly amusing term.

Madman here wasup dirty whores ?? Im in a good mood, so no-ones gonna be owned today. Except for Jason Gaywad HAHAHAHAHAHA what a funny name for my curry munching friend gaywad lol. Anyway, im in good spirits as i went to see National Treasure yesterday with sven ant and guy =) Pretty average movie, but it was good enough to keep me interested between Diane's scenes. Omfg so hot !!

Also, i applied for a position at Woolworths, the fresh food faggots. And a woman called my mobile and conducted a phone interview right there on the spot. I guess my articulacy and sexy sexy real man voice pulled through so i have a group interview next week tuesday night. So go me. Wish me luck faggots, hopefully my poor phase will end soon with some employment. You know cos i was *THIS* close to wh0ring my body on the streets of adelaide, where i could fetch a pretty penny i imagine. that or starting a mass leaf branch and shrub selling business. Yknow.. taking leaves and branches off peoples hands and reselling them en masse to the ripe indonesian black market as a new age drug. Those were a couple of secondary ideas anyway.

Oh and btw huzzah for year 11 ending !!! GO ORALLY COPULATE A HORSE PLZ THE FOLLOWING : Matsouliadis aka the greasy self lubricating faggot, Di Cesare the truck of a woman aka Devourer of Pie, Lonnan the hypo psycho bitch-skank and all the rest. DIE PLZ YOU KIKE FAGGOTS DIEEEEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKERS DIE!!!

I understand that was kind of hateful, but we hadnt really had any hate in awhile. Well thats me over and out, gogo Jason Gaywad lolol.

Well thats it, finished the prequel to the big one. yep, yr 11 is roasted, toasted and can go fuck it self. Along with many of the filthy teachers at that school. fairly stoked for the holidays, a time to go adventuring in the wilderness of south australia, partying, drinking and the hilarity that is associated with it. well there could be more to this but that takes effort and i cant be fucked. so thats all you are getting for this morning.

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argh that fateful time where you MEGACRAM. having all 5 exams in the first week is alot of fun. Id like to wish everyone luck in their exams. :)

In other news, the pesky gauls have been giving me some trouble in Rome: Total war. i really recommend the game its great fun. Im playing the campagin as the romans on hard campaign and hard battle computer AI and its pretty tough. The senate gave me a mission to take one of the Gallic provinces halfway into the Gauls territory... wtf?

So i send my faction leader Flavius Julius with a sizeable army of around 500 men by ship and take the town. Ive been holding the town for around 10 years against repeated attacks by the gauls, facing twice as many men as i have in the town several times over... Also, the town im trying to defend only has a wooden palisade for defence.. :(

Ive also had to defend my northern front against the gauls who are also launching an attack on my frontier, so ive got a fully sexy general whos won like 10 battles so hes REALLY good. Then the fagass gauls brought in their King with 1000 men (fiarly large army this early in the game) and attacked me. The king is really tanked up and he raises the gauls morale up heaps and 40 heavy cavalry with full valour just mows down my peasants.. :(

The really annoying thing about this is, i tried to reinforce my town that was being attacked by the Gallic King and his army, but when i do that, the AI controls my reinforcements, not me.. ANd naturally, the computer thinks it is best to charge my extremely good general into the battle and get him killed.... arghhh.

But yeah its a really top game. Deep and involved with cool tactics and stuff. Like i was fighting the gauls on a hill, and they had double my amount of troops :( so naturally they had a much wider front. I concentrated on a solid rectangular army two units deep, and allowed the gauls to surround my infantry. Then my equites (light horsemen) who were hiding in the woods to the left and right, charged into the gauls who were enveloping my army. the gauls still won.. cos they had so many more troops and equites while good for charges arent that great in extended combat.. but i wiped out alot of hairy, unbathed gauls, bwahahaha

in my boredem while doing my hw..... me and one my broz crazii friendz...... alex.... came up with a poem of our own...... its called " the wonderful world of thrush"..... and its what we do when we are bored HAHAHAH....

ok here goez.... not as good as madmanz.... but still..... funny for us...... if ure  " IN "....

the wonderful world of thrush

the girl next door had a crush
she had to get ready, in a bit of a rush
she put her makeup on
but one thing was wrong
she forgot to put cream on her thrush

it caused pain and an irritable itch
no one knew she had turf on her pitch
this caused the thrush 2 spread
like butter on bread
so i decided to eat my lunch instead

no bodyyyyyyyyyyyy knows
which way the stench goes
issit left or rite ?
blue vein or brie, it's not where u wana be
thers no way i can win this fight
with cream or dynamite

it's like a kanga with thrush in her poutch
it starts 2 itch.... specially when im on the couch

it'd be cool if thrush glowed in the dark,
that way the dog wouldn't bark
when i get home late
sick of always being the bait
its hard workin the streets that are lush
when all  you got to offer the world is thrush

whoa .... that was great..... well not really..... but stilll... we had a laugh coming up wid it.......

newaiz im still fukn bord....... chezzie is still a fat tub of lard..... i still own all at war3..... and im going back 2 my hw..... just thought id share my 10 minz of boredem.......

peace all

ok, in my boredom i have found some fairly cool sites providing random and cool "stunts"

www.pickledeggs.tv (these lads are from melbourne and made it onto a current affair with their release of a dvd called foul play, it sounds rather cool. in any case, these guys are hilarious.)

www.skoopy.com (there are porn banners all down the side of this site, the actual movies are in the middle, so if parents are round do go checking this one out.) EDIT FROM BEN: Yeah def see the rollerblading 24 stair 180 degree jump its fucking crazy. nuff said.

http://maddox.xmission.com/ (Another fucking hilarious site, this guy is quite hilarious. visit now!)

check these said sites out if you have the balls, if not go cry in a corner with your mummy.

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Well this is a short post, only to inform you all of something awesome.
Rammsteins new album Reise, Reise. It owns you and everyone else, along with the video clip to the song Amerika. Cranking shiat.

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we haev a public service announcement..

can the following people please eat my shit and die
-con (faggot ass greasy wanker dego)
-thurlow (lanky dipshit jew)
-mrs di cesare (larger mass than 5 semi trailers YOU FAT FUCKING WHORE)
-weirenga - canadian badass terminator "TURN OFF THAT MACHINE"... "I AM NOT AMUSED"

too much fucking work to do. this term has been straight 5 assignments at a time non stop so can you all please suck my dick you cock-surfing niggerous gookanese penis strokers KTHX. fagz.


i wrote this on the spot, go me

Jason Gaekwad Is Gay
jason is officialy gay,
we all knew what he was hiding.
but he revealed it to me today.

he came out of the closet,
"howd you turn gay?" i asked
"what exactly was it?"
with an effiminate smile and shrug
"i didnt exactly choose it"
and i knew he wanted to hug.

i yelled out - i said,
"wont you please die,
you fucking sped,
i cant stand a guy,
whose ass has bled!"

"Gee Gee,
Dont even think of sexing me,
i know im hawt,
you make me puke,
so you should be shot.
and finally nuked."

wasup every1.. how ya all duin..

im fukn tired.. and its 1am on a sunday night = = sigh...just thought id give a bit of an update of the weekend that has just past...

fridai night = went out wid the boiz ( read ghosts post )..... = ME IN SHIT wid the GF... argh.. so not koool.. but she goez " nah its fine " ... i really dint get it.. how can sum1 that straightens her hair and makez it perfect for like 20 minz every day... go.. its fine.. when chewie gets stuck in it =s.. it amazes me.. the party wasnt all taht good i dun rekkon.. but still. sumifnk 2 do.. and 11/10 for the singing on the way back.. and the " bopping " lol... ( its an IN joke )

saturday.. me n tom n dani went down 2 de torrens 2 watch the fitness freaks row... while also checking out the talent down there... not bad.. as u can ask me or tom =P... i got a lil burnt but all is good ... and i got a panda tan on my eyes from my sunnyz ahhaha...

sat night i was fukn tired as a bitch but eh..... slept lots n lots.. and then sunday ...... WOOOOOOOOW..... stayed home and did hw all day.. *duz a dance* but eh.. completed about 4 assignments that were due about 2 weeks ago.. so eh thats good...