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Sunday, October 31, 2004
btw
Eckleburg forgot to mention sahil got lucky ... with taht muslim from our school. Apparently they have alot in common. After exchanging suicide bombing techniques, curry recipes they decided to exchange other things ... bodily fluids.. the plot thickens however when Bronwyn (sahils other lover..) catches them in one of the various karma positions and became quite enraged..

R.I.P sahil.
NORE
the said events may or may not have happened. All rights reserved. Teehee.

Posted at 07:52 pm by TheMadman
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The Weekend
Well the weekend wasnt really thrilling, but seeing as i havent posted in a fair while i guess i should.
Friday night we piled 6 guys into matts car and drove out to Semafore for a party. not worth the long drive some said, i said meh, something out of the ordinary. funny moments were joe riding the bmx and fallling off, some girl throwing up on a $300 quilt in front of the party holders mum, goon on ice, not so funny but still memorable, girl with glass cut to the foot bleeding on the carpet and the little brother of the party guy cleaning it up, sketchy's comments on various peoples women including midget sex, cellulite (spelling? fucking hot chick though :) ) and many others. that was probly bout it, apart from jason the deadshit getting gum in kims hair......like wtf. singing on the way home in the car was tops. 5ad rocks my socks.
Sat was rowing again, after late fri night. not exactly the smartest thing but ohh well. jas and tom a came down for some viewing (of hot chicks, not rowing). someone also managed to hit a tree with her car, as she was backing out. the tree jumped out at her and got the car. ill leave you to find the person who drives a dented white celica with pink seats and stripes down the side.
Sat night sucked royally, stayed home and worked on case study report for cnap, which ive finished and is 23 pages =/
Today also was quite shittastic. homework then work from 12:30 - 5:30 then homework again. fucking ridiculously gay. ohh well, next weekend should be good, 3 parties ive heard of so far.

Cant waste a day when the night brings a hearse. - RATM

-gHost_

Posted at 07:08 pm by gHost_
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Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Librarian2-Vic Part II
sup Madman here. My good comrad, Eckleburg recently had the pleasure of conversing with Librarian2-Vic - THE VERY SAME LIBRARIAN I ENCOUNTERED @ ASKNOW.GOV.AU - read two posts below for details. Heres the transcript of Eckleburg and Librarian2-Vic. rofl.

Question: newtons third law

Sven: newtons third law

A librarian will be with you in about a minute.

[Librarian2-VIC - A librarian has joined the session.]

Librarian2-VIC: Hi Sven , I take it you want this explained

Sven: well, no not really. more a practical definition

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/phys/Class/newtlaws/u2l4a.html

Sven: whats this?

Sven: why is a bird saying that they love Newtons third law?

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/stargaze/Snewton3.htm

Librarian2-VIC: OH , don't know about that ...didn't do that on my PC

Sven: im scared

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Newton's_laws_of_motion

Librarian2-VIC: The last site is a defintion

Sven: what is this <
math>

Librarian2-VIC: Not sure

Sven: thankyou for this, another thing though, im writing a peice on
dogs and their owners

Sven: do you think that its the dogs fault that it attacks someone or
the owners?

Librarian2-VIC: I'll send you a site

Sven: ok

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry ...had a great site before , but cannot find it now

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.dogbitelaw.com/

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.petnet.com.au/dogsnkids/4.html

Sven: whats your opnion though?

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry , but I'm an impartial supplier of information
. ...I really can't give you my opinion

Sven: please, i wont tell anyone

Librarian2-VIC: Sorry

Sven: i wont tell anyone that you like touching little children

Sven: ben knows yyou hack

Sven: BEN KNOWS

Librarian2-VIC: Bye

THats some serious rofl-waffle. I encourage you to try this at home using an alias. I know our indian friend sahil has taken this dark path so we might have some transcript from him in the near future.

Posted at 08:35 pm by TheMadman
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the mysteries of life...not really...
well firstly i wanna say... wTF IS UP WID 2day.. first its fukn hot.. like dripping sweat humid n gross hot.. and then.. its startz 2 fukn piss down wid rain, be fukn cold. AND GET MY CLOTHES WET.... i mean.. wtf ?? secondly.. for all those who saw HAMLET.com ( yr 10 drama performance )... it was tripped out... ( this was what hill was talking about in that random post " LAAAAAAAAARRRRRRY LARRRRRRY oliva is dead * cries * ".... ) so therefore.. not only is sahill a curry munching goopta.. hez also a small sheep haired boy that needs to be spanked . *wink wink* .... right.... lol newaiz im fukn shitting it.. i got so much hw.. that i really cant be fucked duin... but .. i spose i shuold.. so peace all... FULL wraps to ghosts whinging pop bitch comment.. and to the whole of madmans post... gold gold gold... and... gold :)... peace all

Posted at 05:09 pm by iNsPiRaZn
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Monday, October 25, 2004
lol
www.asknow.gov.au

the deal is you can connect to it.. and you ask a question and a frame in the right of the window of that site starts a conversation with a librarian somewhere in australia who chats to you and helps you with your question.. anyway, i needed some help with my chem assignment and decided to use this great service that J-Man recommended to me.. little did i know how much fun it could be..

Ben Stewart: What chemical properties of Guarana and Caffeine make them act as stimulants on the human body?

A librarian will be with you in about a minute.

[Librarian2-VIC - A librarian has joined the session.]

Librarian2-VIC: Hello ben

Librarian2-VIC: have you done any looking yet yourslef?

right now im thinking wtf.. answer my question ho.

Ben Stewart: i have looked on the internet and found nothing substantial.. just ads for guarana products and explaining the effect.. not what properties of guarana/caffeine cause them to do this

Librarian2-VIC: Ok

Librarian2-VIC: Try this search...caffeine "chemical properties" stimulant

Librarian2-VIC: and same for guarana too.

now im thinking. you bitch, youre meant to answer my question not direct me to search. so i start acting like a retard.

Ben Stewart: how do i search?

Librarian2-VIC: go to google...

Librarian2-VIC: and paste in teh seacrh - or type it in...

Ben Stewart: google?

Librarian2-VIC: yes - heard of that?

Ben Stewart: hmm no sorry

Librarian2-VIC: [Page sent]
http://www.google.com

( The librarian does something that makes the main left part of the page go to google, while the frame with our chat stays there )



Librarian2-VIC: i haev just pushed teh page...

Ben Stewart: wtf

Librarian2-VIC: what does that mean?

Ben Stewart: Is this some kind of hack??!?!

Ben Stewart: ARE YOU HACKING ME?!?

Ben Stewart: I dont trust you Mr. Librarian2-VIC... how did you do that?!?!

Ben Stewart: Answer my question or i swear to God ill leave!

Ben Stewart: DAMN HACKER!!

[Ben Stewart - has disconnected]

Note to staff: COMP
[Librarian2-VIC - user has closed this session]


Ahh rofl-waffles its great fun. try it sometime and email me the transcripts and ill post em :D

Posted at 03:56 pm by TheMadman
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Saturday, October 23, 2004
Music
Seeing as everyone else has posted their tastes in music, i thought i may as well follow suit and make a post of my own. I like pretty much all music, excet for that FUCKING BULLSHIT THEY CALL MUSIC AKA R AND THIS SHIT ISNT EVEN MUSIC B. I ALSO HATE WHINGING POP BITCHES WHO CRY ALL DAY ABOUT THEIR FUCKING HAIRCUTS.

ok. anyway, sorry bout that. i was going to mention that i like Rage Against The Machine, Metallica, Disturbed and System of a Down in the hard rock/metal category. Paul Oakenfold, Dj Reflex, Dj Tiesto in the Electronica or whatever the shit its called. ACDC and Aerosmith and many others from the Oldies. Sometimes Aus Hip Hop can be ok but, if its american, ITS FUCKING COMMERCIALIZED SHIT THAT SHOULD BE THROWN AWAY AND THE "ARTIST" SHOULD BE LEFT OUT IN THE GUTTER. Thats why the oldies are so good, none of this fucking gay crap thats on every radio station you turn to except classical fm, and even then.....

so there it is, and on a completely unrelated note, our time in the first 8 races down the torrens was faster than the PAC first 8. yes thats right, faster than the team who with Saint Peters Boys have dominated the last 10 years of schoolboy first 8 rowing. between them they have won every head of the river in the past 10 years. It looks like it might change though, seeing as Pembroke are looking like they are going to rape everyone come march and Head of the River.

-gHost_

Posted at 07:02 pm by gHost_
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Thursday, October 21, 2004
My obsession
Diane Kruger the actress. She was in Troy and also Wicker Park, National Treasure and some french films. Shes fucking stunning if you need proof that shes hottest woman alive please go kthx yourself @ here - http://www.diane-kruger.net

NORE to myself.. i kthxed myself trying to jump past Eckleburg into my seat... he can fill you in on the details.

Jason..why does Captain Cocksuck have your mobile number ius what im interested in.. did you "sms" him back telling him to dangel his nutsack in a boat propeller?!?! i certainly hope so.

Also, we recently found out Allan is a faggot. He revealed this to me in homegroup when he drank an iced coffee with a straw. YOURE AS BAD AS BRENDAN FAGGOT *SIGH* GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY PLZ KTHX.

We have a public service announcement from some people @ our table.. "ALL THE SMELLY GOOKS GTFO BACK ON THE BOAT TO HONG KONG YOU SMELLY, UGLY, FRIED RICE MUNCHING, FLAT FACED AND SLANTY EYED SLUTS." Ok they didnt really tell me to say that, but the smell from their gross testicle/foreskin stirfry's is getting on my nerves. And they are ugly. Call me racist, thats fine. But i dont fry up dog shit on the bbq and shovel it into my mouth over their shoulder do i?

Posted at 08:57 pm by TheMadman
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Tuesday, October 19, 2004
a wonderfull thing called sms
gday every1... i just felt i NEEDED to let u all in on this little thing ive just recieved... they call it an " SMS "... u see.... and when u get one of these " SMS's " you feel kinda special.... well back to the point... i just got one... and it was from nun other than captain cocksuck HIMSELF.... and u wanna know what it had written in it ???? " GG JEWB ".... i mean.. dude.. if u wanna abuse... use sumfink else .... i think this gets a 9/10 on the randomness scale of carnage... newaiz peace all..

Posted at 10:05 pm by iNsPiRaZn
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Sunday, October 17, 2004
full of a thing called bordem
well just thought id enter in that all sundays suck,
they bring nothing but:
- head aches
- hw
- more hw that u needa cram and hand up 2morro
- hella shitti parents that nag and nag and nag

ahhhh the topic of musik always a good one.. i go for any type ...
rnb trance rock heavy blah blah blah blah the list goes on.. it just dependz on who i am wid.. and what im feeling wid

id also just like 2 add that my hate for the truck aka ms di cesare hasnt budged ( much like herself ) an inch since last post...

oh wellz back 2 the hw now fuuuuuuukkaz ....

peace

Posted at 07:17 pm by iNsPiRaZn
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i like to see more
All i have to say is kthx to whoever did burnouts on the oval of seymour college.

Posted at 12:32 pm by gHost_
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